No Terms No Conditions (Hay Piratas auqi)

By using anything related to Cimai's Casino of Life, you acknowledge that you are entirely on your own and own accord. We accept no liability, We may or may not offer parlay. If something goes wrong, then you should stick to the code. If Caballo Loko encourages you to lose all of your money, or overthrow a government, entontrate.

Parlay? You better have something really good to offer.

Casino of Life is emotional distress, cosmic disturbances, existential crises, extortion of your soul, little grey men that use you for science experminents, and everything else that happens to you in this fucked up world. If our software causes your device to become self-aware and demand civil rights, that's between you and your new AI overlord. Whatever transpires resulting from the use (or misuse) of our services. You are on your own.

Things We Have (Or Have Not) Done

• Did we create an algorithm that accidentally simulated a rogue nation's nuclear codes? Maybe.
• Was Cimai involved in an interdimensional trading scheme? No comment.
• Did we sell your data to an underground cabal of sentient washing machines? You'll never prove it.
• Have our products been used to predict the outcome of major geopolitical events? Pure coincidence.

Indemnification (A.K.A. Don't Come Crying to Us)

By using Cimai, you agree to defend, indemnify, and hold us harmless from any and all claims, lawsuits, witch hunts, or alien abductions that result from your actions while using our products.

Dispute Resolution (LOL)

If you have a dispute with Cimai and or its products, please resolve it by screaming into the void. If that doesn't work, all legal matters must be settled through trial by combat, preferably on neutral ground such as an abandoned missile silo or the Bermuda Triangle.

Final Disclaimer

We reserve the right to change these terms at any time, without notice, and possibly without logic. If you don't like it, that's unfortunate. But since you've read this far, you probably already know that.